Eugen Rochko

Executive Strategy & Product Advisor, Founder of @Mastodon. Film photography, prog metal, Dota 2. Likes all things analog.

Eugen Rochko
Gargron@mastodon.social

RE: mastodon.social/@DaiseeC/11699

The kind of face I always imagined Behemoth to have.

15 hours ago
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Angus McIntyre
angusm@mastodon.social

A new “Neuromancer" teaser gives more details of AppleTV's upcoming series based on @GreatDismal's genre-defining cyberpunk novel. In the trailer, the mysterious Armitage hires ace console jockey Case to help him activate his legally-purchased copy of Microsoft Office 365. Frustrated by Case's failure and an endless series of “Unknown Error 0x0 “ pop-ups, Armitage orders street samurai Molly to kill everyone in Redmond, but she is unable to buy a plane ticket because the 2FA email never arrives.

20 hours ago
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Sebastian Goll
goll@social.sg42.de

Vor dem Wochenende kam ein kleines Päckchen vom @kdsz_bayern bei mir an. Wegen terminlicher Verpflichtungen konnte ich es heute erst öffnen.

Nach Luft schnappend und ein wenig indigniert kämpfte sich daraus ein blaues Plushtodon hervor! Es murmelte was von "zu wenig Sauerstoff im Holozän" und verdünnisierte sich in die Wohnung – "erstmal das neue Zuhause erkunden".

Ich bin noch etwas perplex! Wenn es sich in den nächsten Tagen wieder zeigt, werde ich hier berichten.

1 day ago
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Anny Hartmann
annyhartmann@mastodon.social

Hey, das Fediverse ist in der Zeitung. Danke an Jürgen Geuter für sein Interview im aktuellen „Der Freitag“

July 03, 2026
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Geoffrey Giebelhaus
geoff_eg@mastodon.social

Last August my partner and I did one of the most incredible backpacking trips back to back, hiking more than 130km in 6 days (two of which were rest days) through the

This frame was from on our rest days when we did a small hike to a nearby meadow to enjoy the panoramic views of the

1 day ago
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ADHDeanASL
adhdeanasl@beige.party

A great thing to do for alt text is to simply describe what’s in the image. It doesn’t have to be Pulitzer Prize winning prose. Something as simple as “a cute black kitten sitting in a tiny bandage box,” or “a middle-aged man with graying brown hair looks directly into the camera as someone pours beer over his head.”

What isn’t as helpful is when one simply repeats the text of the toot to which the image is attached (unless the toot itself is descriptive text) or oversimplified descriptions like “a cat” or “a man and beer.” Or when someone posts a comic in which two cute foxes have dialog about sadness and hope, but then for alt text writes something like “a comic about a fox being sad” without describing the foxes and their actions or repeating the dialogue.

Descriptive alt text is awesome because it lets everyone in on the joke or the beauty or the silliness or the cuteness. Access is sexy, friends.

3 days ago
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Sini Tuulia
sinituulia@eldritch.cafe

"Oh, you're really cute, aren't you..."
*head tilt angle increases*
"Oh my GOD"

3 days ago
Eugen Rochko
Gargron@mastodon.social
The Sheep Detectives

The giant red SUV really took me out from the movie being set in England. Having been on country side roads here that thing wouldn’t fit anywhere. The neon sign on the police station was a wild choice too.

2 days ago
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Alice McFlurry :bc:
Alice@beige.party

Please don’t take this the wrong way because that's a rectal thermometer.

September 09, 2024
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noyb.eu
noybeu@mastodon.social

🍪 There's one thing we can all agree on: we're fed up with misleading cookie banners. 🚫 And we finally have a chance to get rid of them!

💡 The solution? Simple! Express your privacy preferences once, for example via your browser or device, and have them respected permanently.

📃 A proposal to end this tracking circus is currently on the table of EU lawmakers – and could easily simplify things for everyone in the European Union.

➡️ killthecookiebanner.eu/

July 22, 2026
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Vicki Pedia
victoriasvan@mastodon.nu

Mammas bebis.

3 days ago