Eugen Rochko

Executive Strategy & Product Advisor, Founder of @Mastodon. Film photography, prog metal, Dota 2. Likes all things analog.

Eugen Rochko
Gargron@mastodon.social

Losing my mind dealing with Lufthansa over the last few weeks.

34 minutes ago
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Karsten Schmidt
toxi@mastodon.thi.ng

Summer solstice 2026, last night, ten minutes past sunset... on our way back from the very end of the valley.

5 hours ago
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elle mundy
exchgr@mastodon.world

hear me out: what if instead of brexit, they did brentrance

7 hours ago
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Jonathan Schofield
urlyman@mastodon.social

UK Prime Ministerial tenures since Milk-Snatcher Thatcher, approximated as lettuces

Keir Starmer
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Rishi Sunak
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Boris Johnson
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9 hours ago
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Madeleine Morris
Remittancegirl@mstdn.social

RE: journa.host/@samlitzinger/1167

I'm so fucking tired of hearing these murderous bastards say that the people they killed 'were not targets', as if that is a coherent statement.

When you drop bombs, you've targeted. Period. You are responsible for what you destroy. Period.

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Eugen Rochko
Gargron@mastodon.social

I love old technology ☺️

youtube.com/watch?v=JfZxOuc9Qwk

May 16, 2026